14 years ago
14 Nov 2012
10 Oct 2012
4 Oct 2012
19 Sept 2012
14 Sept 2012
6 Sept 2012
Problemas de estacionamento
Luke: Porque é que as pessoas morrem?
Mark: Se não morressem, o mundo ficava cada vez mais cheio de gente. E depois nem conseguíamos estacionar!
21 Jun 2012
20 Jun 2012
11 Jun 2012
8 Jun 2012
2 Jun 2012
Promessa
Prometo fazer o Melhor Possível por: Amar a Deus e aos meus Pais; Praticar diariamente uma Boa Acção; Cumprir a Lei da Alcateia.
26 May 2012
Ciência
Luke: Mark, o teu dióxido de carbono cheira mal!
Mark: Quê? Não percebi bem. Dioxi Carvalho?
25 Apr 2012
Hã?
Luke: Magoaste-me no osso 15%!
Mark: 15% não é nome de osso!!!
Luke: Olha, o Mark não sabe distinguir nomes próprios e nomes comuns!
Mark: Sei sim! Por exemplo, massa é nome comum.
Luke: Eu disse nome COMUM! Não disse nome de COMIDA!
Mark: 15% não é nome de osso!!!
Luke: Olha, o Mark não sabe distinguir nomes próprios e nomes comuns!
Mark: Sei sim! Por exemplo, massa é nome comum.
Luke: Eu disse nome COMUM! Não disse nome de COMIDA!
24 Apr 2012
Tubarão marteladas
Decidiram chamar "Tubarão Marteladas" ao acampamento de verão dos escoteiros, no Zêzere. Resultado: Mãe, o acampamento de verão vai ser muita fixe! Vamos matar tubarões com martelos!
22 Apr 2012
O fim da Troika
Luke: A fada dos dentes não existe! Não existem fadas!! És tu ou o pai quem nos dá os presentes.
Mark: E o Pai Natal ninguém sabe se já morreu!
Isto para juntar ao facto de terem visto as tias-avós a esconderem os ovos da Páscoa. Pai Natal, Coelho da Páscoa, Fada dos Dentes - é o fim da Troika!!
16 Apr 2012
11 Apr 2012
6 Apr 2012
29 Mar 2012
18 Mar 2012
8 Mar 2012
TPC do Luke - Faz o bilhete de uma viagem à Lua
Preço: 30 euros
Local de partida: Portugal
Local de chegada: Lua
Duração da viagem: 10 horas
Meio de transporte: uma fisga humana
Locais de paragem para descanso: o espaço infinito que suga as almas
Jogos de cartas
Mark: Mãe, queres jogar um jogo de cartas? É muito giro!! Há o Presidente, o Antes Presidente e o Olho do Cu.
3 Mar 2012
15 Feb 2012
Flying solo
O primeiro livro que o Mark leu sozinho - A Ilha Negra! E agora estão ambos a ler o Phineas e o Ferb. Finalmente encontrei livros que os entusiasmam a ler sozinhos! Até já ouvi aquela pérola da minha infância: Mãe, estou só a acabar a página!
9 Feb 2012
26 Jan 2012
Escreve frases com as palavras ameixa e bochecha
Luke: O menino comeu uma ameixa ao pé da bochecha da mãe.
7 Jan 2012
Atravessar a rua
Mark: Aquele homem é maluco! Estava a atravessar a rua a correr, sem ser na passadeira.
Luke: Assim vai morrer!
Mark: Se calhar faz ginástica e estava a praticar.
Luke: No meio da rua? Deve querer suicidar-se!
Mark: Ou se calhar viu uma senhora linda e queria casar com ela. E como ela se ia embora ele foi a correr atrás dela porque não tinha tido tempo de lhe dar um beijo na boca.
Depois de muitas gargalhadas:
Mark: As minhas piadas não falham!
Luke: Assim vai morrer!
Mark: Se calhar faz ginástica e estava a praticar.
Luke: No meio da rua? Deve querer suicidar-se!
Mark: Ou se calhar viu uma senhora linda e queria casar com ela. E como ela se ia embora ele foi a correr atrás dela porque não tinha tido tempo de lhe dar um beijo na boca.
Depois de muitas gargalhadas:
Mark: As minhas piadas não falham!
6 Jan 2012
English Pronunciation
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Fe0ffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!
English Pronunciation by G. Nolst Trenité
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Fe0ffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!
English Pronunciation by G. Nolst Trenité
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